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George: Look, he told me he was gonna dump you as soon as he gets you in bed! Wake up!
Carmen: You're lying! You hate him so much, you'd say anything to keep us apart!
George: Yeah, did I make up that he vandalized the factory? That he got a girl pregnant?
Carmen: You guys don't understand Zack. His dad was never there for him and his mom's a bitter old drunk; you have no idea what that's like!

[the audiences laughs at Carmen's blatant disregard for the fact that George figured out EXACTLY what that's like the hard way; George reacts with silent agitation while Benny sheepishly tries to hide her beer]
George: [to Benny] You wanna feel that one?

~ Carmen Lopez's totally biased defense after her parents find out that she's dating Zack Powers.

Villains who either faked their own tragedies or do have a Freudian Excuse but is simply invalid and/or no longer holds up.

Villains in this category include:

  • Villains whose "tragedies" are really petty excuses for villainy
  • Villains who brought their misery onto themselves while blaming it on someone, or worse, everyone else
  • Villains who felt unloved or underappreciated but became unsympathetic due to the nature of their actions
  • Villains who experienced genuine tragedies (e.g. losing their family or loved ones, experiencing prejudice, being bullied/abused, abandoned, tortured, rejected by society, living in poverty, having major health issues such as diseases, disorders, disabilities, etc.), but exaggerate how badly it affected them to make false excuses for their actions or simply aren't or no longer affected by what happened to them
  • Villains who were exposed to evil forces which brought out their darkest qualities, toxins that were slowly killing them, given powers that were difficult to appropriately use, etc. but instead of searching for help, seeking a proper way to incorporate their powers, or learning self-control, they used it as an excuse to take up villainy
  • Villains whose excuse sounds good enough, but there's no in-universe proof it ever happened, or is completely made-up and never happened
  • Villains who were already cruel and vile people to begin with before experiencing any form of trauma, whether it was genuine or not. As such, their tragedy is prevented from being a legitimate Freudian excuse in the first place

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