“ | Hmmm, no way, buddy! Questioning the company? You just finally gave me the excuse I needed. | „ |
~ J just before she infects N with a virus when realizing he may want to rebel against their parent company, and her most infamous quote. |
“ | And here I thought you stepped it up after Earth. I never needed either of you. | „ |
~ J beating down V, as well as her last lines in the show. |
Serial Designation J-10X111001, best known as simply J, is one of the two secondary antagonists (alongside Doll) of the 2021-2024 Glitch Productions web series Murder Drones. She is the right hand of the Absolute Solver.
She is voiced by Shara Kirby.
What Makes Her Pathetic?[]
- Both before and after becoming a Disassembly Drone, J was constantly rude and abusive towards N, with no explanation ever being given, and tried to hide it in front of Tessa.
- It’s important to note that she was like this while still serving as a Worker Drone because it proves that this behavior was not instigated by the Solver’s influence, and is rather just part of J’s character.
- Despite seemingly being a friend of Tessa’s, she had no issue working alongside the Solver, who killed Tessa and wore her skin like a suit.
- She leads the Disassembly Drones to slaughter countless Worker Drones.
- She plants a virus on N to kill him after he questions JCJenson, claiming that his questioning the company finally gives her a reason to kill him. However, since it’s revealed that the Disassembly Drones actually serve the Solver, and J knew that from the beginning, she’s using this as an excuse to kill N, rather than an actual reason.
- She tries to murder all the Worker Drones after breaking into their home, and tries to kill Uzi after being stopped by her.
- She attempts to murder Lizzy, Thad, and Khan in the finale before being stopped by V, who she then attacks.
- She declares that she never needed either V or N in the finale before trying to kill them.
- Despite giving V a chance to join the “winning side”, it’s important to remember that J doesn’t genuinely care about anyone else (her treatment of N speaks for itself), and she’s likely only giving V this chance so she can boss her around again.
- After the Solver’s death, she is seen in the end credits working on the escape pod in an effort to escape Copper 9, still seemingly refusing to ever consider changing.
- Although she has a ton of comedic moments, most of them are just to show how pathetic she is.
- While she does have somewhat an evil is cool vibe it mostly just amounts to her powers and it's incredibly minor.
What Makes Her a Pinhead?[]
- Despite being the supposed leader of the Disassembly Drones, J is the worst at fighting, as she has been beaten in combat in every fight she has partaken in, even when she was just fighting against Uzi, who had little to no tactical training, no regeneration, and her only weapon being the railgun.
- Plus, when J does have the advantage over Uzi, and has a chance to kill her, she chooses to instead start monologuing, which gives Uzi the opportunity to stab J with her own acid tail, knocking her to the ground before blowing her head off with the railgun.
- To make matters worse, J calls N "worthless and terrible" yet N's actually the most competent of the trio, getting several wins and even breaking into the worker drone bunker while J loses every single fight she has in the series and accomplishes nothing by the end of it.
- She is incredibly arrogant, even though most of the time she doesn’t have the upper hand.
- She rejects any idea of redemption because she’s convinced that she’s on the winning side.
Trivia[]
- Ironically, the other secondary antagonist of Murder Drones, Doll, is a Magnificent Baddie, the polar opposite of the Pathetic Pinheads.
- She, along with Box Club Leader, are so far the only GLITCH productions characters to be PP.
External Links[]
- J on the Villains Wiki
- J on the Near Pure Evil Wiki
- J on the Entertainingly Detestable Wiki